Coffee flavoured alliterations

Has accomplished the primordial infusion of pulverized roasted seeds of the coffee cherry and is, at least in theory, semi-caffeinated

An Almanac of Alliterative Ambiguous Aromatic Arabica

Blathering blankly bravely, blythely brewing brightly brown beverage –  BishopBlend™.

Creatively casting catatonic cerebral cortex —  civilly celebrating Coffee.

Deliriously displaying dirhinous deviance, dreamingly drinking delicious dripped draught of Djimah coffee.

Effervescent eliciting egalitarian elixor —  Ethiopian (Harrar).

C O F F E E . . stat .. ere I elucidate elegiacally over effulgent effort egregiously.

Fastidiously foisting fabulous favourite famously fragrant finery flagrantly down pharynx.

Glazed groggily gazing, the gastronomic gourmet guru gently ingesting glorious Guatamalan.

Hovering humbly having hot hoddle of hospitable Harrar.

Irenic intriguing intimate infusion of Indonesian blend imbues inspired irony.

Jeweled jug of Java juxtaposed joyously jeopardizes jittery jive jibberish.

Kicking about kitchen, Krunching Kenya AA, knocking Kalossi Kaveh into Krups.

Limaceously lugging unlucidly lugubriously lumbering to Lofty Liquid …. COFFEE.

Mountain made mellow majestic memorable magical Mandheling mojo. Mazeltov !

Nursing natural noetic nifty nectar: Nicaragua. Non-nervously nailing nebulous noggin nicely.

Olfactory opulence opens obliquely over our obvious oracle.

Papua New Guinea is placed peacefully preground plenteously presentiencing preimminent pulverization.

Be merciful subdeacon, for I am precaffeinated. Pompous pontification unperturbedly posits purely past my perceptual filters. Abbreviations don’t make it.

Prescentients probable pulverization of processed Coffee seed and precaffeinated passing peacefully.

No one really wishes me to posit posts of prose prior to partaking a pint of perfectly prepared coffee.

I position prose petulantly with painful pugilistic prerogatives in pompous parade prior to putting pulverized particles to prepare primordial potion.

Quixotically querying quintessential quality to quaff a quantity of Qavah.

Riveting relaxing rambunctious rabble-rousing ridiculous running rift Resisting Romantic rhapsody —  rejuvenating rune —  rapturous rare regionally roasted Rwandan.

Sipping second celestial cistern of serene salutary sweetness.

Takes time to toast two tasse of tasteful Timen.

Time to terminate torpid attempt to interact with reality without coffee.

Urging ultrainfusing unhurriedly unxerophagously upon unique urn —  a usually unubiquitous unction of Uraquay.

Vigorous verbosity visualizing venerable vapor, a violet vat of Venezuela, a vivid versatile vibrant vintage.

What? writing winsome witticism while waiting wicking wonderful washed winey West-African.

Xenoglossically xertzes a xenizoning xestis of xerophitetaxied xanthine — xenophilic exuberance ensues.
Understand that the dearth of decent X rated verbiage requires license in linguistic lineage … xenoglossically (strange verbiage, as in precaffeinated) xertzes (gulps) a xenizening (suprising) xestis (pint) of xerophitetaxied (transported by a desert dweller) xanthine (Caffeine componant) — xenophilic (hospitable) exuberance.

Yesterday yonder youth yanked a yoke yielding young yerba —   yes, YborCity Yirgacheffe.

Are these zombifically zooming zonked non-zigzaggers zipping to Zenith? or zestfully zinging their zither, or zug-zuging zealously a zillion Zanzibar peaberries?

© 2009 Steven Clark

Non- Coffee flavoured Alliterations

Anyone’s assistance ameliorating attempt at alliaceous alliteration.

Angry arrogant aristocrats arrange arduous adjudication, axing american ashes.

Apophatic arguer asks angry assembly artful  alternative.

Bellicose brutish bronchial bacillus

Bellicose bullies barge brusquely beyond boundaries of belief.

Crisp creative and compassionate Cross of Christ calls corporate congregation to compunction.

Curt clowns clumsily cloud clarity.

If one must deign to demonstrate a demented diction, DIAMENTIFEROUS to describe the wondrous writings of St. Isaac of Syria is a worthy wordsmithing.

Dense dumb demons drag darkly, drudgingly disposing dignity.

Errant eradicators eliminate education; erudition exits.

Elegiacally eliciting eleison, ever embracing Elohim.

Feudal fascination forgetfully foists Fascism.

Garish greedy goons gore gentle groups gesture.

Horrid harangue, hostile harping hoisted hitherto, hurting humans.

Hell hath hemmed the habit.

Harangue had by hitting history.

Ignorance idiotically implies impious illegalities, impeding illumination.

Insightful insider inquisits illogical illegality.

Jingoistically juxtaposed junk jeopardizes just jobs.

Keynote keeper kneels to knavish khan’s kamikaze karma.

Loitering luxuriously lamenting less luminous lexicography.

My mind meanders morosely mitigated momentarily unamused that some moronic maven meditates to emasculate majestic masterful manifestations of meaning.

Multisyllabic musings mediate menacing malediction.

Whereas many may meet my meandering musing, murkily making meaning, few fellows fascinate frequently for fallible phrenic foibles following piña colada.

Nocturnal nattering nixes next noetic need, never nicking nervous noise.

Opining opulent oligarch operative, obviously obtuse.

Plosive prose presents pregnant possibilities.

Passions pollute perception.

Peradventure pugilistic parties have previously pumulted your psyche with punitive prerogatives . . . panic is predictable.

Positing petty passion-filled poisoned pieces of pyrotechnical puffery.

Painful precaffeined prose poses particularly pointed perturbance presently.

Pedantic placing of prose in pompous parade prerequisites not putting pulverized particles to prepare primordial potion.

Precocious piffle presented pompously preempts purposeful phlegmatic practical prose.

Political punditry phobically posits putrid pestilence on the people prostituting posterity’s prosperity.

Quickly quenched a quite quarrelsome quip, a quaint quasi-quirky quotation.

Recently rigourously reinforced requirement for raucous refined refreshment.

Recall ridiculous recalcitrant radical renegades. Reinstate representative rule.

Some cerebral synapses shooting sparks of semi-caffeinated syllogisms.

Surreptitiously salivates shamelessly at the sumptuous serendipitous silliness.

Someone stop semi-sentient savagery soon.

Sniggering self-righteous sacrilegious psuedo-spirituality shamelessly shafting shallow sentiment;  shattering sweet soul.

Seditious shallow, sloppy sentimental.

Should she seek to sequester all sound save her own, she should seriously select Shostokovich.

Tawdry trollop tweaking tediously technological tripe.

Torturous terminology tactfully tempts tongue teasingly.

Usually utilize unctuous underground undulations.

Vitriolic vexing vicious viral vermin.

Venturing valiantly, void of viaduct, a very voluptuous volume of vehicles voluntarily values a variety of venues and avenues.

Venting verbal vivisection of vital verity.

Waxing wryly, wondering wickedly whether wit will win.

Yoking yond’ yammering youth to yesterday yeens yodeling Yiddish, yet yearning for yogurt.

Zombies zigzag zealously zeroing-in on zooming zambonis.

© 2013 – 2014 Steven Clark

Precaffeinated Musings


3 cups of coffee a day … prevents musings like this

we’re supposed to pursue happiness ? What happens if we catch it? I suppose we’d need to build a barn to keep the happiness in. Then we’d have to feed it , water it, change it’s happiness litter. does happiness need to be walked? what about its doctor bills? would happiness qualify for medical insurance?

what if happiness is a pre-existing condition?

Blogging Once Again

After a year’s hiatus I am blogging again. This time I will be moving it to WordPress. (May the Lord God have mercy on me. The Interface is not as friendly as Blogger, but I suppose I’ll figure it out eventually. So far the font selection is minimal (one).

Rather than have a separate Blog for coffee, I will do Music, Coffee, and Theological musings from the same blog.